Currently in the top 25 stories; http://fiftywordstories.com/2014/12/04/david-wing-one-was-enough/
Slightly used lamp, Genie included. Two wishes remaining. Rub with caution. Stand back when lit. Resident is temperamental, prone to scratching and biting due to late-onset dementia. Perfect for small fantasies and unimaginative people.
Warning: love and power wishes are exempt.
Price is negotiable. Will trade for PS4.